The Great Farty Slob Beast

"Bored children get monsters to play with, not Dad." So begins this riotous, rhyming adventure as the Great Farty Slob Beast threatens to gobble up Molly and her two little sisters.

The Great Farty Slob Beast

Author: Charlie Farley

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ISBN: 9780993110962

Page: 32

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"Bored children get monsters to play with, not Dad." So begins this riotous, rhyming adventure as the Great Farty Slob Beast threatens to gobble up Molly and her two little sisters. Will Molly's plan to distract the Slob Beast with a hilarious day-trip to London be enough to stop his greedy plans?

Slob

That people made fart noises when I walked by and murmured things like “Fatty
Fatty Ding Dong. ... know what a shoddy job the demo crews are doing and that
little kids could really get hurt, but that probably wouldn't be in our best interest.

Slob

Author: Ellen Potter

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101050811

Page: 208

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Outrageously funny and smart, this story of an obese boy who takes on his bullies is as heartwarming as it is clever. Twelve-year-old Owen Birnbaum is the fattest kid in school. But he's also a genius who invents cool contraptions, like a TV that shows the past. Something happened two years ago that he needs to see. But genius or not, there is much Owen can't outthink. Like his gym coach, who's on a mission to humiliate him. Or the way his Oreos keep disappearing from his lunch. He's sure that if he can only get the TV to work, things will start to make sense. But it will take a revelation for Owen, not science, to see the answers are not in the past, but the present. That no matter how large he is on the outside, he doesn't have to feel small on the inside. With her trademark humor, Ellen Potter has created a larger-than-life character and story whose weight is immense when measured in heart.

Best New Horror 2

... through the skin at the top of his breast bone, just deep enough to pierce its full
thickness through to the fatty layer beneath. ... arranging the coat so that her best
stuff was displayed to the max. ... Let's get this show on the road, you fat slob!

Best New Horror 2

Author: Ramsey Campbell

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1472113624

Page: 160

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The sensational showcase of the year's very best horror stories from the greatest contemporary masters of fear.

Environmental Health Perspectives

best method to maintain low dioxin concentrations in adipose tissue , and thereby
in milk fat , will probably be prolonged consumption ( years ) of foods with ... Liem
AKD , Theelen RMC , Slob W , van Wijnen JH . ... The fatty aids of human milk .

Environmental Health Perspectives

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SPIN

Candy, the best actor of the three, showcased his size in his SC7V
impersonations. ... In National Lampoon's Animal House, the movie that inspired
Farley's whole career, Belushi's Bluto was a drunken slob. ... making people
laugh in order to forget: the desperate younger brother, the hyper doofus who
keeps getting stuck, flop-sweating, farting, and apologizing for a body helplessly
at war with the world.

SPIN

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Page: 142

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From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.

Best Newspaper Writing 1986

When they call him a big , fat slob , ” she says proudly , " I say , ' You get away
from here . He ' s not a slob . ” Sometimes , she starts ... Or , " You big wobbly
body . ” Or , “ Fatty , fatty , two - by - four , couldn ' t fit in the kitchen door . ” They
pay ...

Best Newspaper Writing 1986

Author: Don Fry

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Page: 294

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Tailwinds

Humour , in fact , plays a large part in the whole operation , and a great many
sites are devoted to fart jokes and limericks . ... constantly expanding to fill its
container ' , and it is not known where this gas came from in the first place , it may
have begun as the fart of some divine creature . ... This was just as well for the
boss , since apart from being flatulent , he was also said to be a sexist slob and a
cheater .

Tailwinds

Author: Peter Furze

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781854792914

Page: 192

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The Last Best Diet Book

We may have been fat from early childhood , in which case we have a long
history of being rejected by our peers , being teased , being called names like
Fatty , Fatso , Elephant , Blob , Slob , or " pleasingly plump . " We have a very
long ...

The Last Best Diet Book

Author: Joyce A. Bockar

Publisher: Scarborough House

ISBN: 9780812825947

Page: 221

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The Best of Edward Abbey

Full of ants and you - know - what , you lousy fornicating litterbugging slob . ”
Bewildered , he stared at her . Then light came . “ Oh - yeah . ... fart was only a
mile from camp . My camp I mean . And that fuckin ' fat pistol - packin ' rangerette
with ...

The Best of Edward Abbey

Author: Edward Abbey

Publisher: Counterpoint LLC

ISBN:

Page: 433

View: 664

"Abbey went on publishing new work until his untimely death in 1989 at age sixty, so this new edition includes a selection of later Abbey: a chapter from Hayduke Lives!, the hilarious sequel to The Monkey Wrench Gang; excerpts from his revealing journals; a little-known account of a trip to the Sea of Cortez; and examples of his poetry."--BOOK JACKET.

London Theatre Record

Because Fatty , Prior ' s first play , works best as a wonderful vaudeville , a
rumbustious parade of American villains and a tricksy and occasionally brilliant
parody of a ... Get that perverted slob off the screen , ” shout actors from the
audience .

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Everything You Need to Know Before College

If both of you are slobs , then great . ... And if that ' s the case , go ahead and be
the best of friends ! ... Huge businesses have begun because a couple of
roommates were up at i a . m . brain farting together about what the world needs .

Everything You Need to Know Before College

Author: Matthew Paul Turner

Publisher: Navpress Publishing Group

ISBN: 9781576839737

Page: 212

View: 690

Explores the main issues that new college students face, including being on their own for the first time, adjusting to different personalities, dating in a new environment, finding friendships and support, and handling money.

Random House Webster s Word Menu

... scrag , shlump , shorty , shrimp , shriv , skinhead , slattern , slicker , slob ,
slouch , sloven , small fry , sow , spas , spastic , specter , spud ... bastard , bear ,
beast , beggar , bellyacher , bête noir , bighead , bigmouth , big shot , bindle stiff ,
bitch , blabbermouth , black sheep ... drone , dropout , drudge , druggie , drunk ,
dud , duffer , dweeb earbender , eightball , enfant terrible , extremist fart , fat cat ,
fathead ...

Random House Webster s Word Menu

Author: Stephen Glazier

Publisher: Random House Reference

ISBN:

Page: 767

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Lists and defines words by over 700 subject areas, including nature, science and technology, domestic life, arts, language, and institutions

Puja Annual

Mini who has a stunningly pretty face thinks her best campaign was the Pears
Soap . ... Always well dressed “ because I can never go out looking like a slob
she is one of the Blaze models . ... I also avoid fatty foods though I love eating .

Puja Annual

Author: Hindusthan Standard, Calcutta

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American Magazine

I'm nothing but an old slob . ... Nobody deceived Fatty Baughman known a great
deal ; but because of the man himself was quite content to enand Fatty deceived
nobody — with one ex sweetness of those four hours and her own courage it , for
 ...

American Magazine

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The American Magazine

I'm nothing but an old slob . ... Nobody deceived Fatty Baughman known a great
deal ; but because of the man himself was quite content to enand Fatty deceived
nobody - with one ex sweetness of those four hours and her own courage it , for ...

The American Magazine

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