The Best Book of Puns

by Art Moger

Gathers puns about acrobats, children, politicians, food, business, television, animals, and sports

The Best Book of Puns

Author: Art Moger

Publisher:

ISBN: 9780806510972

Page: 166

View: 937

From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title

The World s Best Collection of Puns

by Miss Punstar

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time.

The World s Best Collection of Puns

Author: Miss Punstar

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781907463877

Page: 136

View: 225

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.

The Little Book of Puns

by Alison Westwood

This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!

The Little Book of Puns

Author: Alison Westwood

Publisher: Canary Press

ISBN: 9781907795022

Page: 160

View: 111

In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

by Lefd Designs

Be sure to add this book to your punny collection today!For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

Author: Lefd Designs

Publisher:

ISBN: 9780648860150

Page: 36

View: 109

If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

by LEFD Designs

Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season!

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Author: LEFD Designs

Publisher:

ISBN: 9780648860167

Page:

View: 297

If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

by Hugh Murmie

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma!

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Author: Hugh Murmie

Publisher:

ISBN:

Page: 108

View: 126

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

by Brian Boone

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250201993

Page: 240

View: 598

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

A Book of Bad Jokes Pitiful Puns Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles Hardcover

by Hugh Jass

After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.

A Book of Bad Jokes Pitiful Puns Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles Hardcover

Author: Hugh Jass

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781387763528

Page: 98

View: 240

Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.

The Reading Teacher s Book of Lists

by Jacqueline E. Kress

Puns, riddles, wackywordies, jokes, and palindromes are more than just ... Mixed-Up Word Dilemma (2013) by Mark Shulman The Best Book of Puns (1998) by Art ...

The Reading Teacher s Book of Lists

Author: Jacqueline E. Kress

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

ISBN: 111908105X

Page: 656

View: 457

The essential handbook for reading teachers, now aligned with the Common Core The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists is the definitive instructional resource for anyone who teaches reading or works in a K-12 English language arts-related field. Newly revised and ready for instant application, this top seller provides up-to-date reading, writing, and language content in more than 240 lists for developing targeted instruction, plus section briefs linking content to research-based teaching practices. This new sixth edition includes a guide that maps the lists to specific Common Core standards for easy lesson planning, and features fifty brand-new lists on: academic and domain-specific vocabulary, foundation skills, rhyming words, second language development, context clues, and more. This edition also includes an expanded writing section that covers registers, signal and transition words, and writers' craft. Brimming with practical examples, key words, teaching ideas, and activities that can be used as-is or adapted to students' needs, these lists are ready to differentiate instruction for an individual student, small-group, or planning multilevel instruction for your whole class. Reading is the center of all school curricula due to recent state and federal initiatives including rigorous standards and new assessments. This book allows to you skip years of curating content and dive right into the classroom armed with smart, relevant, and effective plans. Develop focused learning materials quickly and easily Create unit-specific Common Core aligned lesson plans Link classroom practice to key research in reading, language arts and learning Adapt ready-made ideas to any classroom or level It's more important than ever for students to have access to quality literacy instruction. Timely, up to date, and distinctively smart, The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists should be on every English language arts teacher's desk, librarian's shelf, literacy coach's resource list, and reading professor's radar.

It s a Punderful Life

by Gemma Correll

The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.

It s a Punderful Life

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog & Bone

ISBN: 9781909313286

Page: 64

View: 964

Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sim, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. Wth over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person's face.

The Mini Jokiest Puns Book

by Brian Boone

We sure hope so, because we love silly puns so much that we put together this book of hundreds of the best puns of all time. Presenting: The Mini Jokiest ...

The Mini Jokiest Puns Book

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250270367

Page: 128

View: 171

What dinosaur knows the most words? The thesaurus. The amazing Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went miniature! A punderdome of fun awaits in this pocket-sized edition of a very funny, very punny book of laughter. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s a gut-busting way to a funnier day at home or on the go. The Mini Jokiest Puns Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!

Word Play

by Gyles Brandreth

Join Gyles Brandreth - wit and word-meister, Just A Minute regular, One Show reporter, denizen of Countdown's Dictionary Corner, founder of the National Scrabble Championships, patron of The Queen's English Society, QI, Room 101, Have I Got ...

Word Play

Author: Gyles Brandreth

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1473620317

Page: 368

View: 117

'No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor but honest.' Only words can do that. Words are magic. Words are fun. Join Gyles Brandreth - wit and word-meister, Just A Minute regular, One Show reporter, denizen of Countdown's Dictionary Corner, founder of the National Scrabble Championships, patron of The Queen's English Society, QI, Room 101, Have I Got News For You and Pointless survivor - on an uproarious and unexpected magic carpet ride around the awesome world of words and wordplay. Puns, palindromes, pangrams, Malaprops, euphemisms, mnemonics, acronyms, anagrams, alphabeticals, Tweets, verbiage, verbarrhea - if you can name it, you should find it here, along with the longest, shortest, wittiest, wildest, oldest, latest, oddest, most interesting and most memorable words in the English language - the richest, most remarkable language ever known.

Punny Or Not Book of Puns

by Bradley Jones

This book is stuffed full of puns that are among the punniest of the funny.

Punny Or Not Book of Puns

Author: Bradley Jones

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781951410049

Page: 128

View: 919

This book is stuffed full of puns that are among the punniest of the funny. The question is; do you think they are punny or not? The best way to find out is to either start at the beginning and work your way through or to simply make random choices from the book. There are over 365 puns separated into 16 categories. This gives you more than enough puns to use one a day to have fun with friends and family daily or to simply enjoy on your own. Categories include: Cats Dogs Food Wives People Fantasy Sports Space Math School And much more! In this book, you'll discover the answer to the following questions: What kind of a car does a cat drive? What is the best way to communicate with a fish? How do dog catchers get paid? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Why did the coach go to the bank? Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

by Brian Boone

We sure hope so, because we love silly puns so much that we put together this book of more than 1,000 of the best puns of all time.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250202221

Page: 256

View: 882

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

Almost the Best Pun and Joke Book Ever

by James Dargan

ALMOST THE BEST PUN AND JOKE BOOK EVER is a collection of over 500 puns and jokes that go right across the board, from politics and politicians, to historical figures, general observations and commentary on today's world.

Almost the Best Pun and Joke Book Ever

Author: James Dargan

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781502499189

Page: 46

View: 884

ALMOST THE BEST PUN AND JOKE BOOK EVER is a collection of over 500 puns and jokes that go right across the board, from politics and politicians, to historical figures, general observations and commentary on today's world. One thing's for sure though: you'll be laughing out loud if you don't cringe with embarrassment at their sheer lameness first!

Once Apun A Time

by Robin Leech

The Best Book of Puns. A Citadel Press Book, Carol Publishing Group, NY. ISBN: 0-80651097-8. 106 p. Pollack, J. 2011. The Pun Also Rises. How the humble pun ...

Once Apun A Time

Author: Robin Leech

Publisher: FriesenPress

ISBN: 1460268881

Page: 234

View: 983

Many puns are fleeting and transitory, devised and stated in a flash for a situation or immediate condition (see Word Plays, Puns Intended on the Internet). These kinds of puns can rarely be retold effectively, as the event that triggered them in the first place does not reappear exactly as before. But some puns are enduring! These can be memorized and told over and over in different social contexts and events, each time with the same overall effects - enjoyed by the teller, and enjoyed by the appreciative audience, albeit with some groaning. Some of the enduring puns are tongue twisters, so tellers are advised to practice telling them in private so as not to miss any key words that might lessen the effects of the punch lines. Other puns are timing precise, so a miscue, or mistiming destroys the intended effect....

The Best Joke Book Period

by William Donohue

Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners.

The Best Joke Book Period

Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1440583099

Page: 208

View: 209

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!