The Best Book of Puns

by Art Moger

Gathers puns about acrobats, children, politicians, food, business, television, animals, and sports

The Best Book of Puns

Author: Art Moger

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ISBN: 9780806510972

Page: 166

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From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title

The World s Best Collection of Puns

by Miss Punstar

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time.

The World s Best Collection of Puns

Author: Miss Punstar

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ISBN: 9781907463877

Page: 136

View: 731

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.

The Little Book of Puns

by Alison Westwood

This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!

The Little Book of Puns

Author: Alison Westwood

Publisher: Canary Press

ISBN: 9781907795022

Page: 160

View: 353

In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!

The Best Joke Book Period

by William Donohue

Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners.

The Best Joke Book Period

Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1440583099

Page: 208

View: 468

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

by Lefd Designs

Be sure to add this book to your punny collection today!For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

Author: Lefd Designs

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ISBN: 9780648860150

Page: 36

View: 246

If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

by LEFD Designs

Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season!

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Author: LEFD Designs

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ISBN: 9780648860167

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If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

Have a Little Pun

by Frida Clements

Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns.

Have a Little Pun

Author: Frida Clements

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 9781452144160

Page: 80

View: 410

Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever volume makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

by Gordon Hideaki Nagai

With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just ...

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Publisher: Ulysses Press

ISBN: 9781612435565

Page: 208

View: 974

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes

by Mark Geoffrey Young

And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fisherman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fisherman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fishermen wear slip-on shoes?

The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9781477609491

Page: 106

View: 184

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fisherman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fisherman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fisherman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fisherman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fishermen wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fisherman and his two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fisherman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fisherman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fishermen laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Dad Jokes

by Matthew Cooper

We are back for more with the 2nd edition of Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns! This book includes just under 500 brand new and painfully funny Dad Jokes.

Dad Jokes

Author: Matthew Cooper

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ISBN: 9781925967005

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The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

by Brian Boone

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250201993

Page: 240

View: 247

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

by Kathi Wagner

A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series.

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

Author: Kathi Wagner

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250238692

Page: 496

View: 272

A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

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It s a Punderful Life

by Gemma Correll

The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.

It s a Punderful Life

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog & Bone

ISBN: 9781909313286

Page: 64

View: 461

Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sim, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. Wth over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person's face.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

by Brian Boone

... should have put the oven on aloha setting. A family went on a tropical food diet.
They ate nothing but fruit. It's enough to make a mango crazy! What's the best
food to eat in the bathroom? Showerkraut. What do you get when you drop a
book of.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 1250202221

Page: 256

View: 778

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.