The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway. "No." "Would you be willing to
start?" "Cool, man. Hey, the planet is home. Talk to him. Hi, this the planet of
drunken stoners?" "Aren't you the same guy that I was just talking to."? "Duhhh....
Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway
The revolutionary comedic short stories, rants, poems, loves and hates of one of the internets most read writers, the host of Peace and Pipedreams, and various other sites.
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Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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It didn't matter what it was, Wayne was taking it and if dude didn't like it, fuck it. ...
No matter how much money the rat had, spent or flashed or how hard he flossed,
that shit meant nothing to Wayne. ... Niggas didn't want to be on his shit list.
Author: Seth Ferranti
Publisher: Gorilla Convict Publications
Profiles a selected number of gangsters from the late 20th century.
“Man, Mel, don't ever do this shit again. Does anyone know where you are ... I
mean, you called me crying telling me a dude is disrespecting you in the worst
way. I just got angry. ... Tell him I said hi No, u on his shit list ?? Explain later.
Lose no ...
Author: Nichole A. Carter
I feel my heart racing when I see his face. I lose all my words when he smiles at me. My best moments are alone in my bed when I dream of him. He's my best friend. I feel intoxicated by his touch. Suffocation when he's near. Motivated when I see his girlfriend, to let him know I'm the one. His name is Jason. It's confession time. I'm in love with my best friend. My name is Melissa, and I've been best friends with Jason since grade school. It's now senior year, and I'm determined to let him know how I feel about him. With the help of Cupid and my friend, Kerri, I hope to find the words to tell him how I feel. The feelings that I have for this man is unexplainable. I desire him in a way that makes me re-think my good girl status. He makes it so easy loving him with his charming, sweet, and gentlemen ways. I can't take being in the friends zone with him anymore. Girlfriend or not, I need his undivided attention. It's wrong to have this much lust for one individual person. I never been kissed. Never been touched, and yet have this undeniable desire for him to be the first everything. I'm stingy and selfish wanting him to leave her altogether. It's senior year, and I'm not stopping, until he's mine.
Author: Jordan L. Linfield
Publisher: Avon Books
Provides definitions and examples of traditional and contemporary insults and offensive phrases, including ethnic and sexual slurs and other terms.
Poop Flies at 35 m.p.h. isn't another "survival guide;" but a participation guide for how dads can be involved in every step of having a kid; from choosing a doctor to painting a room, delivery and the first year.
Author: Christopher Michaels
Having a baby is a true undertaking. You can't just survive it, you have to be a part of it - especially if you're married or plan on being an active father. If you try to skate by and let momma make the decisions, or care for the kiddo, you're already on her shit-list. Being an active father starts by being involved in the decision making process every step of the way. Poop Flies at 35 m.p.h. isn't another "survival guide;" but a participation guide for how dads can be involved in every step of having a kid; from choosing a doctor to painting a room, delivery and the first year. It's a collection of life stories as they happened, information about the changes that lie ahead, ideas to make things easier for both of you, and a reality check for anyone disillusioned about the reality of fatherhood.
Dude , you're on her shit list . ” I imagined a stationery pad with Amanda's Shit
List embossed across the top of the page and my name handwritten in block
letters below . And I'm ashamed to admit that I'd lived in Hollywood long enough
Author: Bob Smith
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Nelson Kunker is trapped in his job as the script supervisor on Aftertaste, the low-rated late-night sketch television show. His life in Los Angeles has come to a halt because he's unable to finish the novel he's writing, doesn't have a boyfriend, and, at the pivotal age of thirty-four, has reached the juncture where he has to decide whether he's really talented or just gay. One day he meets Roy Briggs, a part-time salmon fisherman/full-time archaeology student who's visiting from Alaska. When Nelson attempts to make small talk with the handsome Roy, he references an obscure but haunting story about bowhead whales that startles the science nerd in both men into suspecting that they might be soulmates. Unfortunately, Nelson discovers his soul is a bit of a slut when he also meets the guest host of that week's show, the surprisingly bookish movie star Dylan Fabizak, freshly paroled after a drug bust. When the three end up at Roy's home in Alaska, hilarity, love, and debauchery ensue. Wooed by both Roy and Dylan, Nelson comes to strongly identify with the salmon they are fishing for — another insanely driven species that will overcome every hurdle in its search for love.
When I follow, the guy stops me. “Business only. ... The bearded guy on the other
end, who I thought was sleeping, clears his throat with hazy recognition. “'M sorry
for your ... He rubs my shoulder, even though I'm supposed to be on his shit list.
Author: Laura Tims
For fans of Jennifer Niven’s All the Bright Places and Meg Wolitzer’s Belzhar comes an emotionally thrilling tale of a friendship between a girl who feels too much and a boy who feels too little, as they discover that maybe pain can bring people together and not just tear them apart. Samantha Herring has been in constant pain ever since the car accident that injured her leg and killed her mother. After pushing her friends away, Sam has receded into a fog of depression until she meets Eliot, a carefree, impulsive loner who, is unable to feel any pain at all. At first, Sam is jealous. She would give anything to not feel the pain she’s felt for the past year. But the more she learns about Eliot’s medical condition, the more she notices his self-destructive tendencies. In fact, Eliot doesn’t seem to care about anything—except Sam. And as they grow closer, they begin to confront Sam’s painful memories of the accident, memories that hold a startling truth about what really happened that day.
The Dude Diet is pretty straightforward, and if you internalize its simple
commandments and work the recipes in this book, you'll be well on ... From pizza
to Snickers bars, refined carbohydrates are the average dude's kryptonite, and
moderating your consumption should be at the top of your Dude Diet todo list. ...
That's because eating shit like white bread and candy causes your blood sugar to
Author: Serena Wolf
From chef and creator of the popular food blog Domesticate-Me.com, 125 outrageously delicious yet deceptively healthy recipes for dudes (and the people who love them), accompanied by beautiful full-color photography. Dudes. So well intentioned when it comes to healthy eating, even as they fail epically in execution—inhaling a "salad" topped with fried chicken fingers or ordering their Italian hero on a whole wheat wrap (that makes it healthy, right?). There are several issues with men going on diets. First, they seem to be misinformed about basic nutrition. They are also, generally, not excited about eating "health food." You can lead a dude to the salad bar, but you can’t make him choose lettuce. Enter Serena Wolf—chef, food blogger, and caretaker of a dude with some less than ideal eating habits. As a labor of love, Serena began creating healthier versions of her boyfriend’s favorite foods and posting them on her blog, where she received an overwhelming response from men and women alike. Now, in The Dude Diet, Serena shares more than 125 droolworthy recipes that prove that meals made with nutrient-dense whole foods can elicit the same excitement and satisfaction associated with pizza or Chinese take-out. The Dude Diet also demystifies the basics of nutrition, empowering men to make better decisions whether they’re eating out or cooking at home. Better still, each recipe is 100% idiot-proof and requires only easily accessible ingredients and tools. With categories like Game Day Eats, On the Grill, Serious Salads, and Take Out Favorites, The Dude Diet will arm dudes and those who love them with the knowledge they need to lead healthier, happier lives—with flattened beer bellies and fewer meat sweats. The Dude Diet includes 102 full-color photographs.
And some other dude can re - check his stomach , ' cause that idea even grosses
me out . " Burke tapped his forearm with stiffened ... Are you going to tell Scotty
about all this , or is he on the shit list now ? ” “ I haven ' t decided . ” Doc seemed ...
Author: Harry Shannon
Publisher: Five Star (ME)
Horror writer Peter Stryker is found in a locked suite after what the police describe as a night of self-mutilation. Stryker laid out medical instruments, filleted his own flesh, and cauterized each wound unto death. Would a man commit suicide by butchering his own body? Stryker's daughter does not accept the theory.
Author: Robert L. Chapman
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Presents America's contemporary and historic slang words and phrases, with brief definitions and usage examples.
This dude out of Brooklyn is hot in the streets right now . His name is Black Trash
, and I seen him ... I ' m already on the wife ' s shit list because for some crazy
reason , she thinks you and I are messin ' around . ” “ And what in the world
Author: David L
Publisher: Total Package Publications Llc
What makes a financially successful, happily married man want to kill his wife? What makes the man turn into a fugitive and leave town with his two children? What if you were his best friend and witnessed his steady decline from family man to stone cold criminal? Would you turn him in or support his every decision? These are just a few of the questions that must be resolved in the life of Preston Price. Like all relationships, sometimes there are problems that need to be addressed. During one fateful night after returning home from his co-workers apartment. Preston wife Janelle accuses him of adultery. There is just one catch: Preston has remained faithful up to this stage of their marriage! Underlying feelings of contempt and disdain quickly form as both Janelle and Preston allow outside influences to get the best of them as their failing marriage continue to spiral downward. A game of cat and mouse ensues as Preston and Janelle become engross din battle with their children as the ultimate prize.
Help people get their shit together on the nutrition and cooking fronts, and make it
as fun and tasty as humanly possible. ... a laundry list of restrictions (Paleo, and
Keto, and Whole30, oh my!), The Dude Diet offers an accessible alternative for ...
Author: Serena Wolf
The author of The Dude Diet is back with 125 crowd-pleasing recipes to hack the daily dinner dilemma. in her cult-classic The Dude Diet, chef and recipe developer Serena Wolf dared go where no healthy living cookbook had gone before: into the realm of dude food. From wings and nachos to burgers and pizza, Serena offered clean(ish) junk food makeovers that inspired dudes everywhere to put down the takeout menu and pick up a spatula. Now, The Dude Diet Dinnertime gives those same hungry dudes—and their families—dozens of drool-worthy main course dishes. In The Dude Diet Dinnertime, Serena gives you 125 foolproof recipes to satisfy every craving and please every member of the family. With soon-to-be classics like Super Sloppy Josés, Turkey Reuben Patty Melts, Chicago Dog Baked Potatoes and Chicken Parm Quinoa Bake, Serena shows comfort food fanatics and picky eaters alike how to get a delicious, nutritious, and filling dinner on the table without a fuss—and sometimes in 30 minutes flat. With easy-to-follow, step-by-step instructions, gorgeous food photography, and Serena’s one-of-a-kind voice and humor, The Dude Diet Dinnertime offers a fun and utterly satisfying answer to the eternal question: What’s for dinner?
Listen , cuz , I don ' t know who dude was or what . Don ' t want to know . ... ass off
Wilshire , man . We had rags around our faces and shit . ... Y ' all fuck with
somebody ' s stash like this and you get put on the short list of a drive - by . White
Author: Pam Ward
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
Desperate to escape the streets of South Central L.A., Trudy, a.k.a. "Trudy with the Booty," comes up with a dangerous and illegal scheme, along with a crew of hustlers, car-jackers, and homewreckers, to get rich quick--and get out of town. Original.
July 2018-June 2019 Academic Planner makes for a perfect time management tool for you and your loved ones!
Author: Deeba Mathews
July 2018-June 2019 Academic Planner makes for a perfect time management tool for you and your loved ones! Get ready for everything with this 12-Month 2018-2019 Planner! The Weekly and Monthly planner features 24 Month Calendar, monthly spreads with extra space for taking notes, weekly spreads for recording daily activities and to-do lists, along with a special Goals Review Section to keep track of your goals. Happy Planning!Product Details:* July 1, 2018 to June 30, 2019* Matte Finish Cover Design* 8 inches By 10 inches* Printed on Quality Paper* Calendar on each Monthly View (12 months)* Weekly spreads to record your everyday schedule * To-do-list section for each day of the week * Goals Review Section throughout the year to list and meet your objectives