Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen.
Author: Thaddeus Lovecraft
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ISBN: 9780957459847
Page: 140
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You're looking for a funny Joke or Pun to get all the laughs? Then this is the perfect notebook journal and composition notebook for a good Laugh with your friends and colleagues on 120 sites Dot Grid.
Author: Funny Puns Publishing
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781688046641
Page: 122
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2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages contains one whole page for every day of the year.
Author: Distinctive Journals
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ISBN: 9781712580172
Page: 388
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Use this notebook at home, work or school as a journal, composition book or diary Perfect as a note book for school assignments, meetings or as a personal journal for daily writing, to do lists and more 7.5 x 9.25 inch notebook with soft ...
Author: Delsee Notebooks
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ISBN: 9781080362813
Page: 122
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... be after murdering me ~ I was not oncivil to ye . Go back to Pate Dogan ' s wid
me now , and I will trate ivery one of yees . " “ We don ' t drink rum — rum — rum .
” " And are ye all Father Mathew men ? " 106 IRISH DIALECT RECITATIONS .
Author: George Melville Baker
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It is as expensive to keep a hogsheac of rum over winter as a horse . " ' Ab , ” says
the Indiar , “ I can't see through that : he won't eat so much hay maybe he drink as
much water . ” This was sheer wit , pur : satire , and true humor , —humor , wit ...
Author: Charles Morris
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... and presently returning with the tumbler halffull of pine - apple rum , advanced
to the kettle which was singing gaily on the hob , mixed his grog , stirred it ,
sipped it , sat down , and taking a long and hearty pull at the rum and water ,
stopped ...
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Page: 338
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HORATIO RECOMMENDS RUM AND MILK . 81 natured Bumpkin ; “ Nancy ' ll be
proud to see theethee's got mither woiy ' to rights . " “ What a very nice public -
house ! ” exclaimed Horatio , as they approached a village green where an old ...
Author: Richard Harris
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Page: 384
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Yes , Jamie has bulk , yet it damps not his glee , But his flashes o ' fancy come
fervid and free ; As bright frae his brain , as if lively “ Queen Mab ” Held nightly
communings wi ' Jamie M Nab . He tells sic queer stories , and rum funny jokes ,
And ...
Author: Alexander Rodger
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King Rum , " ses I ; “ that very tyrant that's got you by the guzzle now , and he'll
have you choked down on yer knees to him fore a half hour if you don't
revolutionize on him and quit him . " The feller stopped and looked rite down in
the fire - then ...
Author: Oliver Oldham
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Page: 408
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I say it's not fair . I'm not treated well . You are always taking the leading part in
everything . FERRET . ( Aside to GRIPP . ) I told you he was the head . BROWN . (
Crosses R. ) Now look here , Butts . Hullo , my candles alight , that's a rum go ...
Author: Mrs. Russell Kavanaugh
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Page: 182
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66 vot a rum chap " --says i , a larfin ready to bust— " vot a rum chap to go over
the ' edge that vay ! ven here's a riglar gait to ride through ! ” and so , i druv on ,
but somehow , sam , i coudn't help a thinkin ' as praps the waggerbun had broke
...
Author: Robert Seymour
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Page: 172
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On the point of agency , he put the illustration of a wife ' s ordering “ five
puncheons of rum and five hogsheads of sugar , ” as an example of an excessive
order , but his lordship did not have the temerity to intimate that , if the five
puncheons of ...
Author: Irving Browne
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Page: 190
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Nearly every afternoon a ghost-wagon used to jolt down to the ship with a lading
of rum, and though the older ghosts seemed inclined to give the captain's
hospitality the go-by, the youngsters were neither to hold nor to bind. So one
afternoon ...
Author: Dorothy Scarborough
Publisher: Prabhat Prakashan
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With amen , gay men , Rum quotem , factotum , Putty and lead , Thumps , bumps ,
Mumps , rumps , Mortar thumps , Jogging , flogging , Signpost daubery , I split
crow or strawberry , Rhimery , chimery , Liquorice , stickorice , Chisel tomb ,
frizzle ...
Author: Joseph Edwards CARPENTER
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Page: 280
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The ' Planter of Barbadies , - famous place for rum , sir ! ” 6 Was there any sea , —
are you wet ? ” “ Only up to my middle , sir . ” “ Very well , — - stow away the
wreck , and go to your grog . Tell Bunce to give you all double allowance . ” “
Thank ...
Author: Thomas Hood
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I went lately to Albany , to sell my skins , and buy blankets , knives , powder , rum
, & c . You know I used generally to deal with Hans Hanson ; but I was a little
inclined this time to try some other merchants . However , I called first upon Hans
...
Author: Benjamin Franklin
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In due time the rum and toddy began “ A monkey , ca ' ye it ? ” said the to circulate
, and as the captain detailed astonished provost ; " I thocht it was the results and
success of his voyage , a sugar - maker's son frae the Wast Inand of the ...
Author: Alexander Hislop
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Page: 759
View: 620
Now , look at it that way ; and if it strikes you , I tell you what I ' ll do : I ' ll actually
swap that imperishable leg off to you for two pounds of water - crackers and a tin
cup full of Jamaica rum . Is it a go ? ” Then Brown weighed out the crackers , gave
...
Author: John Andrew Jennings
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Page: 256
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To gratify his palate he drank ever and anon iced punch , sweetened he asked
not how , and strengthened with rum . Over his turbot he sprinkled Cayenne
pepper , and flavoured his cucumber with Chili vinegar . With a curry he called for
hot ...
Author: Theodore Edward Hook
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Page: 583
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