World According to Clarkson

Pithy and provocative, this is Clarkson at his best, taking issue with whatever nonsense gets in the way of his search for all that's worth celebrating. Why should we be forced to accept stuff that's a bit rubbish? Shouldn't things work?

World According to Clarkson

Author: Jeremy Clarkson

Publisher: Michael Joseph

ISBN: 9780241366738

Page: 384

View: 998

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If You d Just Let Me Finish

His name, sadly, was not Jeremy Clarkson, but we might not have been any more surprised if it had been.

If You   d Just Let Me Finish

Author: Jeremy Clarkson

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 1405939060

Page: 208

View: 430

Clarkson is back with a brand new book of hilarious stories and observations about our gone-wrong world. ___________ In November 2016 we woke up to the news that the forthright presenter of a popular television programme had become the most powerful man on the planet. His name, sadly, was not Jeremy Clarkson, but we might not have been any more surprised if it had been. Because the world seems to have taken a decidedly odd turn since Jeremy last reflected on the state of things between the covers of a book. But who better than JC to help us navigate our way through the mess? And while he's being trying to make sense of it all he's discovered one or two things along the way, including - The disabling effects of being vegan - How Blackpool might be improved by drilling a hole through it - The problem with meditation - A perfect location for rebuilding Palmyra - Why Tom Cruise can worship lizards if he wants to It's all been a bit unsettling. But don't worry. If You'd Just Let Me Finish is Clarkson at his best. He may be as bemused, exasperated, amused and surprised as the rest of us, but in a world gone crazy, thank God someone has still got his head screwed on ... Praise for Clarkson: 'Brilliant...laugh-out-loud' - Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny...will have you in stiches' - Time Out 'Very funny...I cracked up laughing on the tube' - Evening Standard

God Ain t Through Yet

“No, but I—” “Let me ask you again! When were you going to tell me?” “That's what I'm tryin' to tell you! If you'd just let me finish.

God Ain t Through Yet

Author: Mary Monroe

Publisher: Dafina

ISBN: 0758293542

Page: 336

View: 565

Even though her life has its ups and downs, Annette Goode Davis feels lucky. Most of all, she's grateful that her husband, Pee Wee, took her back after he discovered she was having an affair. The trouble is, Annette isn't sure his heart is really in it. Her best friend Rhoda is quick to point out that Annette got herself into this mess, so she has to be patient with Pee Wee. But Annette's suspicions are confirmed when Pee Wee moves out--and in with his new lady. Devastated, Annette won't let her family go without a fight, but she also knows she must prepare for the worst. Because one lesson she's learned all too well is that when life kicks you in the teeth, you have to come out swinging.

Personal Demons

“Brian, I know it's hard to accept, but if you'd just let me finish—” “Let you finish? Why, so you can set me up again?” “I didn't set you up.

Personal Demons

Author: Stacia Kane

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781439167038

Page: 320

View: 913

Megan promises listeners to her new radio call-in show that she'll "slay their personal demons," and they believe her. So do the personal demons. Although she doesn't know it, Megan is the only human without a personal demon on her shoulder. This, coupled with her psychic abilities, makes her a valuable weapon for any demon "family" that can gain her allegiance. It also makes her a serious threat -- not just to the personal demons, but to a soul-sucker known as The Accuser who has an old score to settle. Megan and her allies -- a demon lover who both protects and seduces her with devilish intensity, a witch with poor social skills, and three cockney guard demons -- have to deal not only The Accuser, the personal demons, and the ghosts of Megan's past, but a reporter who threatens to destroy Megan's career.

His n Hers

'If you'd just let me finish,' he says, as I struggle underneath him trying to bite his wrists, 'I would have explained my reasoning.' 'Go on, then.

His  n  Hers

Author: Mike Gayle

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 184894912X

Page: 368

View: 670

A brilliant romantic comedy for fans of Bridget Jones's Diary. A cat. A flat. And a couple who think it's over. From their first meeting at the student union over a decade ago, Jim and Alison successfully navigated their way through first dates, meeting parents, moving in together and more . . . Then they split up and divided their worldly goods (including a sofa, a cat and their flat) into his 'n' hers. Now, three years on and with new lives and new loves, they couldn't be happier. Until a chance encounter throws them back together, and causes them to embark on a journey through their past to ask themselves the big question: where did it all go wrong, and is it too late to put it all right?

Accidentally Dead Again

If you'll just let me finish explaining—” She gawked at him, her eyes bulging. “What could you possibly have to explain? The facts are simple.

Accidentally Dead  Again

Author: Dakota Cassidy

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101588608

Page: 352

View: 403

He was just looking for a night of fun. After a wild work-sponsored Halloween party, entomologist Sam McLean wakes up with a spotty memory—and a pointy set of fangs. Sam’s one-night stand wasn’t just dressed as a vampire; she had the bite to match. Somehow, Sam's unconscious body ends up at the OOPS office, where paranormal crisis counselors Nina, Marty and Wanda give him the down-low on accidentally becoming a creature of the night. What he got was an eternity of trouble. Dealing with a newbie like Sam is no easy task, but things get even more crazy when Phoebe Reynolds—a woman who claims to be Nina’s sister—storms into the office and causes a catfight that ends when Phoebe is accidently bitten by Sam’s recently formed fangs. Now, the OOPS girls have two fledgling vamps on their hands, and their powers—and the attraction building between them—are unlike anything they’ve seen before…

A Special Delivery

'If you'd just let me finish a sentence.' Hugo had the big coloured map of Ireland up on the telly. He looked concerned as he mentioned heavy rain and ...

A Special Delivery

Author: Clare Dowling

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 0755392736

Page: 352

View: 995

Every family has its ups and downs ... Aisling Brady is miserable. So is her husband Mossy. The three kids are too. Yet nobody dares say a thing. Instead the Bradys keep their heads down and grimly look forward to another miserable Christmas in Dublin. What Aisling doesn't know is that this year, they will get the most unexpected gift of all. One that will bring joy and heartbreak, hope and a string of sleepless nights. As their world is turned upside down, questions have to be asked. But are the Bradys ready to face the truth about themselves? And what each of them has done?

The Phoenix

“What I meant by that was, if you'd just let me finish,” I scolded her jokingly, “is that one would have to suffice until Mandy arrived.

The Phoenix

Author: Christopher John Reason

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 0244197091


View: 224

“Hey babe, I’ve got a great idea! Why don’t we take the little fishing boat over to Spain with us? It’ll be really easy and we’ll have loads of fun! What d’ya reckon? Yet another mini adventure? Come along with me, you know you’ll love it! What could possibly go wrong?”

A Kiss in the Dark

Anyway, as I was saying – if you'd just let me finish – they're coming round this morning to interview you. I just want to make sure the place is looking a ...

A Kiss in the Dark

Author: Cat Clarke

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1780870485

Page: 384

View: 588

Real, compulsive and intense: Cat Clarke is the queen of emotional suspense. For fans of Paula Hawkins, Gillian Flynn, Megan Abbott and Jandy Nelson. Can love survive the ultimate betrayal? A compelling story of love and identity from a bestselling author. When Alex meets Kate the attraction is instant. Alex is funny, good-looking, and a little shy - everything that Kate wants in a boyfriend. Alex can't help falling for Kate, who is pretty, charming and maybe just a little naive... But one of them is hiding an unbelievable secret, and as their love blossoms, it threatens to ruin not just their relationship, but their lives...

My Life in Loubies

Please tell me you said no... I've yet to see a long distance relationship work,” she explains. “No! God, if you'd just let me finish... he wants me to move ...

My Life in Loubies

Author: Erica Negi

Publisher: Erica Negi

ISBN: 0615461182

Page: 276

View: 938

Meet Vanessa, an almost thirty-something New Yorker who thinks she's got it all: marriage-material boyfriend Ethan, her own bilingual preschool, a closet full of designer fashions, and daily diner dates with her best friend Emily. But when Ethan doesn't turn out to be all he's supposed to be, Vanessa's world instantly unravels. Suddenly single, she stumbles upon a wealthy man and moves to Palm Beach to marry him, only to find the shocking truth behind the source of his wealth. Is having everything worth sacrificing who you really are? But what about the Shoe Salon at Bergdorf's? The Louboutin collection? Vanessa finds herself at a crossroads, and the choices she makes might surprise everyone-even herself. Witty, insightful, and eminently relatable, Erica Negi's story is a modern twist on the Cinderella tale-albeit in designer shoes. Reminiscent of the works of Jennifer Weiner and Candace Bushnell, My Life in Loubies is one woman's uproarious journey to adulthood.

Red Illusions

If you'd just let me finish!” She waited to see if I'd say anything further. “What you didn't see was that I'd sent you away when you were of a young age.

Red Illusions

Author: Jasmine Blair


ISBN: 1365249697

Page: 480

View: 388

Red Illusions is a fantasy romance that delves into the imagination of the reader. It plays with your mind and works into your fantasies, the suspense and romance drift you away from reality captivating you inside the pages of its contents.

Accidental Heiress

It's just that man-woman thing, she told herself when he moved on. ... “Mom—” she'd sighed wearily “—if you'd just let me finish, ...

Accidental Heiress

Author: Lauren Nichols

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 1459265440

Page: 256

View: 910

WAY OUT WEST INHERITED: ONE RANCH…AND ONE SEXY COWBOY Pampered city girl Catherine "Casey" Marshall never dreamed she'd be setting foot in a honky-tonk bar outside Comfort, Montana. But suddenly, all that stood between her and poverty was Jess Dalton's ranch. The lean, rugged rancher was somewhere in this sea of humanity, and she meant to find him. Unfortunately, Jess Dalton found her first. And once he learned that Casey Marshall intended to relieve him of his birthright, the gentlemanly cowboy lost a lot of his manners. Nothing would stand in the way of his hanging on to the Brokenstraw Ranch—not even an irresistible princess like Casey. And so the rawhide rancher set out to teach his lady landlord a lesson….

Invincible Voices Long Shorts

If you'd just let me finish...” sighed Max the Macaw. “Oh ok then, get on with it,” said the chief. “I know what's happened to Harjeet,” he explained.

Invincible Voices  Long Shorts

Author: Zoe Antoniades

Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd

ISBN: 1788036506

Page: 128

View: 528

What’s out there on the other side of Saluna? Who can gauge the ghostly goings on at Sunshine Mansions? Can the children of Aylesbury School outsmart the Maths Monster? Will Jake ever find the lost gemstone and save his village from the destruction of the dim-witted troll? Can the youngest knight restore the Coin of Fortune to the people of Stonegate? How do an armadillo and an antelope defeat a tribe of hunters in the heart of the Amazon Rainforest? Will the regal rivalry of Candyland ever be resolved? What happens when a Halloween party gets seriously spooky? And why is Ella Green acting so strangely? These are just some of the questions that our children have storified for you, in their most invinciblest of voices. These stories are for children by children. We know this is the stuff that children want to read because children have chosen to write it.

Lucky Bride

To tell you the truth, I think you look darn cute in those pants. ... “If you'd just let me alone, I could finish up and go on in where it's warm.

Lucky Bride

Author: Ana Seymour

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 1459267877

Page: 304

View: 527

Parker Prescott had no intention of ever settling down, but Molly Hanks was the kind of woman who could stop a man in his tracks—with or without her buffalo gun! Molly knew a smooth-talking drifter when she saw one. A man with charm like that was dangerous. And she had better things to do than keep an eye on some silly cowboy.

When Life Gives You Demons

“Maybe if you'd just let me finish one time—” “You did finish,” he interrupts. “And you failed.” I slouch in my chair, arms crossed. I can feel a headache ...

When Life Gives You Demons

Author: Jennifer Honeybourn

Publisher: Swoon Reads

ISBN: 1250158222

Page: 256

View: 211

A smart and funny YA novel from Jennifer Honeybourn, When Life Gives You Demons Some people have school spirit. Shelby Black has real ones. Shelby Black has spent the past six months training to be an exorcist. Her great-uncle Roy—a Catholic priest—has put her through exorcist boot camp hell, hoping to develop her talent, but ohmygod, he still doesn’t trust her to do an exorcism on her own. High school is hard enough without having to explain that you fight demons for a living, so Shelby keeps her extracurricular activity to herself. The last thing she wants is for her crush, Spencer, to find out what she does in her off time. But Shelby knows how to keep a secret—even a big one. Like the fact that her mom left under mysterious circumstances and it’s all her fault. Shelby is hellbent on finding her mom, no matter what it costs her—even if what it ends up costing her is her soul AND a relationship with Spencer. Praise for Wesley James Ruined My Life: "Everything readers expect and want from a lighthearted summer teen romance....Pitch-perfect." —School Library Journal "Light, cute, and a quick read." —The Eater of Books “Immensely readable, utterly charming and absolutely un-put-downable.” —Jennifer McKenzie

Evidence of Trust Colorado Trust Series 1

If you'd just let me finish.” A hint of a smile played on his sensual lips. “By all means.” “No, I did not think you were

Evidence of Trust  Colorado Trust Series   1

Author: Stacey Joy Netzel

Publisher: Stacey Joy Netzel

ISBN: 1939143217


View: 972

Sparks fly when a headstrong wrangler and an alpha park ranger are thrown together during the search for a poacher killing animals in Rocky Mountain National Park. Having escaped the oppressive thumb of her CEO father, Brittany resents Joel’s take-charge authority. He’s frustrated when her stubborn independence complicates his investigation. Both fight against the sizzling attraction between them that refuses to be ignored. Then the stalker turns his sights on Brittany, and Joel discovers he’ll do whatever it takes to protect her—even give his own life. COLORADO TRUST SERIES Trust makes all the difference when love and danger collide. Set in the beautiful Colorado Rockies, each book is a stand-alone romantic suspense, but characters from earlier books do reappear as the series continues. Evidence of Trust, Book 1 Trust by Design, Book 2 Trust in the Lawe, Book 3 Shattered Trust, Book 4 Dare to Trust, Book 5 Vow of Trust, Book 6 Illusion of Trust, Book 7 Romantic suspense, Free, free ebook, free romantic suspense, sexy alpha male hero, murder mystery, free first in series, Free ebooks, Estes Park Colorado, Rocky Mountain National Park, park ranger hero, stalker romance, law enforcement hero, sexy romance, steamy romance, cop hero, romantic suspense series, romance set in Colorado, Colorado Trust Series, Stacey Joy Netzel, Wisconsin author

A Room Without Toys

“Then where in hell do you get off commiserating with me? ... I... do know pain when I see it and I....” “Jason, I'm. ... “If...if you'd just let me finish.

A Room Without Toys

Author: Suzanne Person

Publisher: Author House

ISBN: 9781425909758

Page: 724

View: 195

A Room Without Toys is essentially the story of Victoria Windsor, beautiful and brilliantly gifted star of the London stage and apparently a woman to be envied. Yet when we go behind the velvet curtain which would ordinarily separate the actress from her audience, we find the reality of her life to be quite different. From a childhood which with one touching exception is a lonely one, we follow her through the frustration of endless auditions to the years of growing theatrical renown-years which at the same time are ironically the emptiest of her life-and finally to her meeting with the one man able to awaken her to her full potential, both as a human being and as a woman. The theme of all this is stated in the title for through much of Victoria’s life, she is indeed like a child in a room without toys. Many different elements combine to make this a compelling and yet highly readable novel. 1) A strong central character equally as fascinating as any of the real life actresses who has recently felt the urge to “tell all” in an autobiography. 2) The elegance and charm of its London setting-London with its theatres, its parks, its pubs, its centuries old association with the majesty of the British crown. 3) The glimpse it provides of the backstage world of the theatre-a world most people would otherwise never see. A Room Without Toys is more, however, than merely the whole constituted of these parts which are, after all, only things of the surface and the novel goes much deeper than that. Will a child starved for love and caring grow into an emotionally crippled adult for whom normal, interpersonal relationships are all but impossible? It is this vital psychological issue which the work attempts to explore as slowly Victoria Windsor learns to believe in herself, learns to trust and most important of all, learns to love.

Chutes And Adders A Robin

dream, the names Tim had given me twisted themselves into strange gelatinous ... “Let me finish. ... “You will if you'd just let me explain,” Joe snapped.

Chutes And Adders  A Robin

Author: Barbara Block

Publisher: Zebra Books

ISBN: 1496703235

Page: 304

View: 762

Recently widowed Robin Light runs Noah's Ark, a Syracuse pet shop specializing in puppies and parakeets, bunnies and boas. Robin can't resist rescuing a stray kitten--or finding the vicious killer who set her up to take the rap. . .for murder. Deadly Venom The package looked innocent enough. . .until it was opened and the rare, saw-backed viper attacked. By the time Robin got her co-worker to the hospital, he was dead, the cops had unearthed a small fortune in her shop's heating vent, and she's been fingered as the prime suspect in a particularly nasty murder case. Now, as Robin struggles to clear her name and to keep Noah's Ark afloat, she finds herself following a trail strewn with corpses. . .straying far from her pampered pets and into a den of venomous secrets where someone stalks her with the cold-blooded skill of a cobra. . .someone coiled and ready to strike.


Magnus looked at him as if he was being particularly thick. “If you'd just let me finish! You remember that the firemen told you about the cellar in our ...


Author: Maggie Whitley


ISBN: 1291742034

Page: 244

View: 386

Lost? Confused? Exhausted Alfonso and Ronnie Kettle certainly were! And where is their friend, Daniel Burrumbuttock? Has he really been kidnapped by the evil Farmer Cuticle? And if so, why? All these questions......! With their time-travelling rescue dog, the brothers search for the answers. Good luck to them!

Murder at Kom Ombo

If you'd just let me finish what I was trying to say, I would've said the same thing myself. And you, young beauty, you pay attention. It 90 fames Stewart.

Murder at Kom Ombo

Author: James Stewart

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 1450204198

Page: 464

View: 836

THE PROFESSOR Dr. Jamie Madison- very beautiful, very brilliant, and very, very rich- but once out of her comfort zone, is she a match for the charismatic Inspector Al Saladan? THE INSPECTOR Henri- shrewd and capable, he's called upon to investigate the brutal murder of an American tourist...but he hasn't bargained on falling in love with the headstrong professor Madison.... ...and a supporting cast of characters with questionable pasts - and mysterious presents: ...handsome Richard Whitsome, an aging Lothario who meets his gruesome end at the ancient Egyptian temple of Kom Ombo. His wife, Marion, has always bailed him out of his peccadilloes- until now.... ....the David Nivenish Sam and his glib wife, Liz- and their secrets.... ....the Santa Barbara socialites- are they hiding behind a facade or just plain weird? ....the old woman- at eighty, she chain smokes, guzzles whiskey- and packs a pistol.... ....young, fragile, hauntingly beautiful Tamara- why did she leave the Church? ....a good, American blue collar couple with violence in their past and uncertainty in their present.... ....all meet in the searing heat of Egypt in a murder mystery that tests young Jaime Madison's faith in her emotional self, her newfound friends, and the meaning of truth itself."